S3 E1: The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is

S3 E2: Rules Are Made to be Broken

S3 E3: Otaku Are Talkative

S3 E4: There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

S3 E5: Important Things Are Hard To See

S3 E6: It’s All About the Beat and Timing

S3 E7: Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

S3 E8: Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel

S3 E9: Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

S3 E10: Life is a test

S3 E11: People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

S3 E12: Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

S3 E13: A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

S3 E14: Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

S3 E15: They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

S3 E16: Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

S3 E17: The older, the wiser

S3 E18: Beauty is like a summer fruit

S3 E19: Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

S3 E20: Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

S3 E21: Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put It Back

S3 E22: Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

S3 E23: Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

S3 E24: Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

S3 E25: When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

S3 E26: Entering the Final Chapter!

S3 E27: Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

S3 E28: Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

S3 E29: Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone

S3 E30: Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

S3 E31: Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

S3 E32: Fights Often Ensue During Trips

S3 E33: Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

S3 E34: Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings

S3 E35: Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

S3 E36: Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

S3 E37: It's your house, you build it

S3 E38: 99% Of Men Are Not Confident In Confessing Their Love

S3 E39: Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While

S3 E40: Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

S3 E41: Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

S3 E42: Butting Into a Fight is Dangerous

S3 E43: Life is about making consecutive decisions

S3 E44: Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

S3 E45: Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

S3 E46: The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

S3 E47: The taste of drinking under broad daylight is something special

S3 E48: All Adults are Instructors for All Children

S3 E49: Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

S3 E50: When breaking a Chuubert in half, the end with the knob should be better. It's also tasty to drink from there

S3 E51: If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them